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"So this guy's car broke down, and he was crossing the highway to get to a phone for help, and he got hit by a car. But that's not all, he just kept getting hit...they say it was like 40 cars."
"Did you say 40 cars? That's as many as four tens! And that's terrible."
- actual conversation
also the guy really did get hit by 40 cars

"I can believe things that are true and I can believe things that aren't true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they're true or not. I can believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and Marilyn Monroe and the Beatles and Elvis and Mister Ed. Listen — I believe that people are perfectible, that knowledge is infinite, that the world is run by secret banking cartels and is visited by aliens on a regular basis, nice ones that look like wrinkledy lemurs and bad ones who mutilate cattle and want our water and our women. I believe that the future sucks and I believe that the future rocks and I believe that one day White Buffalo Woman is going to come back and kick everyone's a**. I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating and that the decline in good sex in America is coincident with the decline in drive-in movie theaters from state to state. I believe that all politicians are unprincipled crooks and I still believe that they are better than the alternative. I believe that California is going to sink into the sea when the big one comes, while Florida is going to dissolve into madness and alligators and toxic waste. I believe that antibacterial soap is destroying our resistance to dirt and disease so that one day we'll all be wiped out by the common cold like the Martians in War of the Worlds. I believe that the greatest poets of the last century were Edith Sitwell and Don Marquis, that jade is dried dragon sperm, and that thousands of years ago in a former life I was a one-armed Siberian shaman. I believe that mankind's destiny lies in the stars. I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that it's aerodynamically impossible for a bumblebee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that there's a cat in a box somewhere who's alive and dead at the same time (although if they don't ever open the box to feed it it'll eventually just be two different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself. I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do. I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn't even know that I'm alive. I believe in an empty and godless universe of causal chaos, background noise, and sheer blind luck. I believe that anyone who says that sex is overrated just hasn't done it properly. I believe that anyone who claims to know what's going on will lie about the little things too. I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies. I believe in a woman's right to choose, a baby's right to live, that while all human life is sacred there's nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that no one but a moron would ever trust the legal system. I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you're alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it." - Sam, American Gods

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Lord Tirac

Report | 06/08/2012 11:24 pm

Lord Tirac

I like your avatar. blaugh
Gabriel Faust

Report | 04/20/2012 11:41 am

Gabriel Faust

Its something I said in a dream about insomnia. If you have a hard time sleeping, don't fight to get to sleep, just take the easy route.
Then again, it was a dream rofl
Seiteki-Raine

Report | 04/09/2012 5:42 pm

Seiteki-Raine

I CANT DEAL WITH THE VIDEO ON YOUR PAGE.
Bakuryuuhaa0790

Report | 02/16/2012 4:44 pm

Bakuryuuhaa0790

hey Cent, I was going through my photobucket and found this....this is from FaaFn way way wayyy back

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Pantsu Prince

Report | 02/08/2012 7:52 pm

Pantsu Prince

Awww snap, aw snap.
Come to our macaroni party then we'll take a nap.
Pantsu Prince

Report | 02/01/2012 1:35 am

Pantsu Prince

emotion_awesome
Pantsu Prince

Report | 01/29/2012 11:20 pm

Pantsu Prince

That's why it's eating a donkey, obviously.. it's too stupid to eat monkey food..

*eats bread*
Pantsu Prince

Report | 01/29/2012 10:59 pm

Pantsu Prince

Look over there! A monkey eating a donkey!
Pantsu Prince

Report | 01/29/2012 10:42 pm

Pantsu Prince

Well...

Don't follow this order.. twisted
Pantsu Prince

Report | 01/29/2012 10:36 pm

Pantsu Prince

I made secret orders that you totally followed without realizing.

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