I often times get bored of sitting outside on the patio of my penthouse, smoking malboro 100's, so I'll wander onto gaia to fulfill that mundane void of being supreme ruler of everything.
I got a civil union to my domestic partner Pinnacle brand vodka in 2008.
My mother is Countess Luann deLesseps and my father is the late and deceased (god rest his soul) Jake Gyllenhaal.
I was trained in singing and urban dancing by Jesus Christ.
Casey Anthony saved me from suicide.
Don't add me as a friend unless you talk to me.
*smokes blunt rolled out of Cleopatras weave*
Relevant to my interests.
Sunglasses and fall clothing
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