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| ~DeZuKi SoNoRaN~ Wrote: |
| That's right. Ev is ultimate evil. |
| The Happy Sociopath Wrote: |
| Evana is Captain planet!? I KNEW it! |
| The Happy Sociopath Wrote: |
| *Frollics along with Ev through fields of flowers* Oh what a wonderful day! *Swarms of butterflys come and give them icecream* How could this day possibly get any better? Oh, I know! *Rapes Ev* |
| Wolf Track Wrote: |
Once upon a time there was a b***h called Evana. She looked mean, but had a heart of gold. One day she was prancing through flowers in a pink dress. She saw a pony and kissed it. She picked a bunch of flowers and put them in the pony's mane. She skipped off and killed a bunch of bugs by accident. She cried. Then she died. The end.
There's the real story! |
| Aurade Polygon Wrote: |
STOP IT YOU MADMAN-...
....MADWOMAN....
....MADTHING......
******** IT, EV IS JUST *MAD*. |
| Aurade Polygon Wrote: |
| EvanaDarkenstar Wrote: |
| *Sharpens pencil.* This object can solve many things... *Eye glints at Lambada.* |
...YOU b***h. YOU ******** b***h. |
| Nyenna Wrote: |
Yeah. He's frail, there's no way he could have defended himself from Ev, so the worst case scenario is the extent of Ev's own cruelty.
...Which can be pretty damn bad. |
| Nyenna Wrote: |
| *surrenders to Ev* |
| ~DeZuKi SoNoRaN~ Wrote: |
Evana neither forgives nor forgets...
Kind of like Chase... on acid... |
| -J.a.c.k S.p.i.c.e.r- Wrote: |
party's over u guyz ev is here  |
| `Beastboy Wrote: |
| EV HAS NO RELIGION, SHE HATES GOD AND SHE HATES OLD PEOPLE, SHES RACIST ALSO. |
| `RaimundoPedrosa Wrote: |
| And Jack is the one with AIDS, we have Ev to blame for that. |
| `RaimundoPedrosa Wrote: |
| No one ever topped Ev, actually. She's secretly the mother of all Heylin, which freaks me the Hell out cozza' Bean. |
| Pax Ethenica Wrote: |
... Okay! Which of you is J-Lo?! Evana, I'm looking in YOUR direction.  |
| Gabriela Juliana Wrote: |
| *Molests Evana in her dream Gay Nazi outfit.* Ah~ *Swoon* My hero. |
| Ms Mudsie Wrote: |
Ev is a machine.
Remind me to wear my chastity belt before I go to bed. |
| Pax Ethenica Wrote: |
| The Force, it surrounds us! Binds us together... It is in the rock, the car, your boner on the subway, in the hottie standing in front of you with the big butt. The kind you just wanna smack and go, "PYA-YOW, b***h!" |
| ~DeZuKi SoNoRaN~ Wrote: |
YOU DON'T TOUCH CHASE'S HAIR. IT IS... FILLED WITH MAGICAL ENERGY. IF YOU CUT IT THE BACKLASH WILL KILL EVERYTHING IN A FIVE HUNDRED MILE RADIUS AS ALL THE OLD GODS OF CHINA ARE RELEASED FROM IMPRISONMENT AS LICE ON HIS SCALP.
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| ABiQUiU Wrote: |
| EvanaDarkenstar Wrote: |
| ABiQUiU Wrote: |
EV WHAT THE ******** IS WITH ALL THE LITTLE BIRDS AROUND YOU. |
They like me cause's I's purddy %B |
I choked on my own esophagus just now. |
| ABiQUiU Wrote: |
Ev is a cute thing with a crowbar and a victim :C |
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