Carnage Blitz

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Gender: Female

Location: A magical land full of men in red pajamas jabbing pitchforks in your butt.

Birthday: 11/19

Occupation: Umm.... does Otaku count?

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Yo! The name's Suzume Yokobe.
Well, actually that's my japanese
name.

I'm not japanese, that's just
a name i liked ^^

Aside from Suzume, my real name shall
remain anonymous, but my current nickname is Sushi. Hehe, ain't it awesome?

Well, in case you haven't noticed I'm kind of, umm... how do you put it?

Oh, I've got the word: Weird. I'm, like, really really really really really really really reallyreallyreally weird.


Umm... anywayz, I'm kind of a tomboy, and I don't really like girly things.

I LOVE TO HIT PEOPLE!!!! Seriously. Isn't hitting people fun??
*Runs up and hits random person*
Random Person: HEY!!! What the hell was that for???
Me: Sorry! *Skips away* Lalalalalalala!!!
Random Person: WTF??? -_-'

I don't like people. People are stupid. People make me angry. People make me wanna hit people *hits random person*
Random Person: Hey! Not again!!!

I'm a special person!!!! *Dances around like a psycopath*

I have a soft spot for noobs ('cause I used to be one of course) so don't be intimidated to ask for a friend request. I am a scary person, but not an intimidating scary. Just a "holy s**t what is she gonna do next" scary. I will gladly give you a gift if you ask and would be very happy to give you any pointers on how to get gold and stuff.

I hate guys that put down noobs just cuz their new. If you're one of those people then please go ******** yourself ^^

I loooove to read manga!!! I especially like mangas with a lot of fighting like Naruto (Gaara-kun rules all!!!!) and One Piece (I LOVE PIRATES!!! ARRGH!!!). I also love mangas with comedy like OHSHC (Ouran) ROFL!!! SO FRIGGIN' FUNNAY!!!!

People say I'm short, BUT I'M NOT SHORT!!! I'm vertically challenged........ WHAT??!!

I like animals, 'cause animals aren't stupid like people. I AM AGAINST ANIMAL ABUSE AND THE ACT OF EXPERIMENTING ON ANIMALS!!! Animals are people too!!!! Actually, no they're not, 'cause people are stupid.

I don't like girls that are stuck up on they're appearance. GET THAT GUNK OFF YOUR FACE AND THAT TISSUE OUT OF YOUR BRA!!! YOU AIN'T FOOLIN' NO ONE!!!!

Taylor Lautner is super smexy!! ^^ WHY THE HELL DID JACOB HAVE TO IMPRINT ON RENESME!!!!???? *throws brick at Renesme* Jacob, Seth and Leah are the only good characters in Twilight Saga. Bella and Edward are stupid *runs over Edward and Bella with Bella's awesome truck* HA!!! *Steals Bella's truck*

I think I'm done with my rant now.

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Mah Idol!!!!!!

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Suzume Yokobe's Rocking Journal!!!

This is really just a journal that I plan to write random stuff in. Mostly about weird things that have happened to me today or some random things that come off the top of my head, maybe even some stories, poems and pictures.

 
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Me haz anger issues

Technology make me angry!!!

I'm dead. Leave me alone.

Note: Don't steal mah cookies!

You don't like me? Well then...

I know I'm cute. That's how I get away with being evil!

I'm special ^^

Why am I here?

JacJac!

My opposites XP

Renene!

My little brother (HACKER)

JacJac's big sister!

Katrina!!!

Me and my gaia sisters ^^

I just came for the pizza. Hey! Wheres the pizza?

It's true ^^

Hello peoplez. My name is Suzume, but you can call me Sushi or Suzu-chan (if you want to die.) And joining me is my little brother Dooger. Say hello Dooger

Hello Dooger

We are here today to bring you a special tutorial. Tell them about the tutorial Dooger.

Tutorial? What tutorial?

WHAT!!? WHATDOYOU MEAN WHAT TUTORIAL!? WE'VE BEEN GOING OVER IT ALL WEEK!!!

Oh!! You mean THAT tutorial!

*groans*

I drove the wienermobile!!!

NO DUMBASS!!! THAT PART'S FOR LATER!!!

Oh yeah! We are here today with a tutorial.

I ALREADY SAID THAT PART!!!

A tutorial on "How to be special!"

The first step to being special is to have a very strange obscure obsession that makes absolutely no sense. For instance: I am obsessed with CANDY!!!

Mine is cryptozoology.

Yes like Dooger's cryptozo... wait, what??

Step 2 to being special. You must become specialized in the art of randomness.

A good way to buff up on your randomness is to be familiar with "The Question Game."

That's right. Sushi, why don't you start this time?

Alright. *Clears throat* Why is the sky blue?!

Why is the grass green?!

Why is your nose so big?

Why is your nose so small?!

Why am I related to you?

What is the meaning of life?

Can't we just get along?!

WHY DO YOU SMELL WEIRD!

WHY IS MY FOOT UP YOUR a**!!!??

Why do you... uh...

FAIL!

Uh... whatever! Step 3! You must be talented and specialized in having what me and my sister here call "A moment."

Essentially, all a moment is is a moment of uncalled for off topic randomness.

Special people like us go through about 5-10 moments every hour.

Dooger, how about you give us an example of a "Moment"

Okay. *ahem* MY HOBO HAD A TEAPARTY WITH YOUR DUCKLINGS!!!

You see, Dooger specializes in what we call a 'vocal' moment. A vocal moment is a moment that includes saying/screaming any random thing that comes to your mind that is completely irrelevant to the current conversation.

Alright Sushi, could you interest us in YOUR moment?

Sure! WHEEE!!! *Runs in circles* YAYAYA! *Chases squirrels* *Bangs head against a wall*

You see my sister here specializes in "Movement Moments" in which she pretty much has a spaz attack and releases her energy through phystical movement and actions.

Well that's all of our tutorial. Hopefully with this you've become just a little more special.

Now remember kids. You're special!