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Well...I'm Cap'n Jack Sporky, I live in the ultimate left-wing community...Filled with aging hippies.
I enjoy randomness, Cthulhu, Garth Nix, Star Trek, humor, and other junk....I also appreciate free art!*hinthint* If anyone has any suggestions for my avi, I'd like them...Yeah, that's about it.

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Requiem for sanity

My private info on my hellish life, both in r/l and Gaia. Almost never updated.


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Our Friend No One

Report | 07/08/2008 8:56 pm

Our Friend No One

Your avi is adorable.
PerrinFreak

Report | 08/08/2006 12:15 pm

PerrinFreak

I know, this is random, but I LOVE GER!
The Sex God

Report | 03/12/2006 6:11 pm

The Sex God

Here ya go, I will be heading to one of your friend's profiles next!
Ninja_Mina

Report | 03/04/2006 8:27 pm

Ninja_Mina

Lol,
cute
MacTallCan

Report | 01/03/2006 9:31 am

MacTallCan

now i told you that story to tell you this one.



the very next day i was drivin down old gravinstein highway at the dead of night. Then, outa no ware a 10 point buck came on to the road. i hit blarin my horn. if it didnt see me comin it had to of heard me. i then drove on. then it occured to me that if i hit a deer goin 55 mile an hour blarrin my horn at 11 pm, then why the hell do i get up at 4 to kill a deer with camo and scent away with a gun shottin a bullet goin about a gazzilion mile an hour? i mean thats rediculous. why dont i put a horn on that bullet and slow it down to 55 miles an hour and i swear the dear will jump towards it.



i feel like a dumbass!
MacTallCan

Report | 01/03/2006 9:23 am

MacTallCan

let me tell you a huntin ' story.



it was 5'o' clock in the mournin'. i was in my full camo and an orange hat, cause its aproven fact deer cant see orange. i srayed Scent away all over me. there was urine on my boots, i dont know why? so i set off in the foods to get the biggest buck i could find. Of course you werent there. p***y. so there i was by the creek when this huge deer the size of a Hummer came for a drink, *lick* *lick*. i pulled out my 30 ought 6 with an infared scope and perfect angle degrees. i shot and it fell. i got it right above the eye.
Gamslayer

Report | 11/14/2005 9:47 pm

Gamslayer

like omg im commenting for captain jack sporky!!
I feel so special!!
omgwtfstfulol
Captain Jack Sporky

Report | 11/02/2005 5:16 pm

Captain Jack Sporky

Liek HOMG NO T3H C00|/||/|3||T5???

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