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- Last Login
- 09/16/2011 5:29 pm
- Member Since
- 05/21/2005
- Location
- Slum of Drunkitude, Aekea Town
- Occupation
- Protecting Downtrodden Gaians
- Gender
- Male
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- Hobbies/Interests
- Booze and Smashing Villains/Robots
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CAPTAIN DRUNKEN'S TOP SECRET PROFILE!
Name: Captain Drunken
Bio: Involved in a bizarre accident at a young age, Captain Drunken was doused in contaminated vodka, bombarded by alcoholic rays, gifted with a magic ring by the aliens of Jd, injected with the Super Corona Formula, empowered by the Wizard JAGER, bitten by a radioactive beer bottle and involved in a Jello Shot storm. All at the same time. When he found out that none of these accidents gave him any powers at all, he was so upset that he drank himself into a stupor and woke up as Captain Drunken, Gaian Defender. I actually challenge anyone to name where I ganked all those from. *eg*
Powers: Drunken stamina, blitzed strength, inebriated speed, immunity to most toxins, resistance to reality. While his powers are commonly accepted to be alcohol based, only an idiot would name themselves after the source of their powers... right?
From: Aekea Town.
Known Allies: Perverse Boy (Perverted Superhero), Super G-Man (Bagged Superhero), Beaver Boy (Canadian Rodent Superhero), Hamburger Jack (Assassin for Hire), Minka the Great (Hobo Contact), PinkieSwear (Cutest Heroine Ever), BatNeko (Demon of Gender Swapping), Brewers Guild of Gaia.
Admitted Rivals: Tome the Kitty (And Tome's Minion, Yilanti Maydow), Ms. Intervention (Do-Gooder "Heroine"), Anti-Drinking Groups.
Faction: Good... Or at least Anti-Evil.
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