about the bro king

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The name's Brolimar. Before coming here, I lived on a planet known as Brocotate. I worked at Brocotate Freight. All I actually did was smuggle booze and crack to other planets, no big deal right? Well one day, I was piloting my ship while really ******** up and then a meteor crashed onto my ship, and I had to make a crash landing on this mysterious planet. I met a bunch of people, and they decided to make me their king. I'm not leaving this planet, ever.
 
 
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