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WELCOME TO THE BLACK PEARL
Sit a spell, and enjoy a bottle of my favorite rum
Let me introduce myself, I am Captain Jack Sparrow, and this is my ship!
I am once again Captain of my own ship, the Black Pearl! And I am on, yet again, another adventure, searching for my hat and gathering rum! If any of you scalliwags wishes to join me, it will cost you one barrel of rum, savvy?
TORTUGA!!!
This is my fav rum
This message is specifically for 1MrsElizabethTurner
Now it's time you met the crew...
WILL TURNER A.K.A. DAVY JONES
ELIZABETH SWAN UMMM TURNER ERRR OHH BLOODY HELL, SHE'S THE PIRATE KING, ERR QUEEN???
CAPTAIN BARBOSSA, (HE'S A BIT FREAKISH THAT ONE)
AND OF COURSE WE CAN'T FORGET THE MONKEY
LOOK, UNDEAD MONKEY!!!
And of course I have to mention my dear ol' dad...look's great don't he? Wish I could say the same about mum!
AND JUST SO AS WE'RE ALL CLEAR, THIS IS MY PEANUT, SAVVY!?
-----CAPTAIN JACKS LOG------
Now, just so as we are all clear, here is a list of our code!?
AND TO CLEAR THAT UP FOR EVERYONE, ARTICLE VJ, WE DO NOT GIVE ANYONE MONEY! YOU HAVE TO EARN IT, STEAL IT, OR KILL FOR IT, BUT DO NOT BEG FOR IT! SAVVY!?
HEY FISH FACE, YOU FOUL GIT, GUESS WHAT I HAVE????
I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT, I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT, AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT?
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