Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
True friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM
Fake friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
True friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we messed up ... but that s**t was fun!"
Fake friends: Never seen you cry.
True friends: Cry with you.
Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
True friends: Keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.
Fake friends: Know a few things about you.
True friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
True friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.
Fake friends: Would knock on your front door.
True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
Fake friends: Are for a while.
True friends: Are for life.
Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
True friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "B***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t."
Fake friends: Will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
True friends: Will knock them the f**k out.
Fake friends: Will read this.
True friends: Will steal this, just like I did