About
.:My RPC and Her Dragon Form:.
Egypt - 2577 B.C.
Now
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.:My Pets:.
Siren
O*Mally
Demona
Thought
Memory
Nabooru
The Queen of Knuffel
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The Legend:
Paul Revere rides through the streets of Boston shouting, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
What Really Happened:
Historians say Revere would not have been yelling this, since at the time most colonists still thought of themselves as British. His actual cry was, "I say, representatives of the King's army will be arriving on our shores to do most grievous harm to us their fellow subjects under the crown...so be mindful and watchful on this night!"
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30 A.D.
Death penalty debate heats up after controversial execution of alleged "Son of God."
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Egypt - 2577 B.C.
Now
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.:My Pets:.
Siren
O*Mally
Demona
Thought
Memory
Nabooru
The Queen of Knuffel
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The Legend:
Paul Revere rides through the streets of Boston shouting, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
What Really Happened:
Historians say Revere would not have been yelling this, since at the time most colonists still thought of themselves as British. His actual cry was, "I say, representatives of the King's army will be arriving on our shores to do most grievous harm to us their fellow subjects under the crown...so be mindful and watchful on this night!"
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30 A.D.
Death penalty debate heats up after controversial execution of alleged "Son of God."
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A Guide to World Revolutions
French
Year: 1789
Winners: Le people
Losers: Opulent palace dwellers
Causes: Having been let eat cake
Weapons: Buttery puff pastries
Lasting Effects: Too tired to resist Nazis
American
Year: 1776
Winners: U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!
Losers: U.K! U.K! U.K! U.K!
Causes: God's Divine Will, taxation without representation
Weapons: God's Divine Will, muskets
Lasting Effects: Only the greatest country the world ever has or will see!
Russian
Year: 1917
Winners: Lenin, Stalin, Joe McCarthy (R-WI)
Losers: Czars, tsars, tzars, csars
Causes: Beet shortage
Weapons: Misery, snow, remaining beets
Catchphrase: I am now and will always be a card-carrying member of the Communist Party
Lasting Effects: Breakaway republic of Kookoostan now proud owner of 500 nuclear warheads
Cuban
Year: 1959
Winners: Fidel Castro, muralists, Cuba's makeshift-raft-building industry
Losers: Bugsy Siegel, Legs Diamond, Gambly Goldberg, Muscles Shapiro
Causes: Failed Baltimore Orioles tryout
Catchphrase "You broke my heart, Fredo. You broke my heart."
Digital
Year: 1993
Winners: Dorks, nerds, dweebs, venture capitalists
Losers: Telegram industry, music industry, industry
Causes: Inability to forward jokes to casual acquaintances
Catchphrase: "e-(any word here)"
Lasting Effects: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, vitamin E deficiency, spam (inedible)
French
Year: 1789
Winners: Le people
Losers: Opulent palace dwellers
Causes: Having been let eat cake
Weapons: Buttery puff pastries
Lasting Effects: Too tired to resist Nazis
American
Year: 1776
Winners: U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!
Losers: U.K! U.K! U.K! U.K!
Causes: God's Divine Will, taxation without representation
Weapons: God's Divine Will, muskets
Lasting Effects: Only the greatest country the world ever has or will see!
Russian
Year: 1917
Winners: Lenin, Stalin, Joe McCarthy (R-WI)
Losers: Czars, tsars, tzars, csars
Causes: Beet shortage
Weapons: Misery, snow, remaining beets
Catchphrase: I am now and will always be a card-carrying member of the Communist Party
Lasting Effects: Breakaway republic of Kookoostan now proud owner of 500 nuclear warheads
Cuban
Year: 1959
Winners: Fidel Castro, muralists, Cuba's makeshift-raft-building industry
Losers: Bugsy Siegel, Legs Diamond, Gambly Goldberg, Muscles Shapiro
Causes: Failed Baltimore Orioles tryout
Catchphrase "You broke my heart, Fredo. You broke my heart."
Digital
Year: 1993
Winners: Dorks, nerds, dweebs, venture capitalists
Losers: Telegram industry, music industry, industry
Causes: Inability to forward jokes to casual acquaintances
Catchphrase: "e-(any word here)"
Lasting Effects: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, vitamin E deficiency, spam (inedible)
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You remind me of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of voodoo.
Who do?
You do.
I do what?
You remind me of the babe...
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My Family
Sisters
xX~Nightmare~Xx
comicfairy
Incongruous Distortion
Brothers
Incongruous Distortion
You remind me of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of voodoo.
Who do?
You do.
I do what?
You remind me of the babe...
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My Family
Sisters
xX~Nightmare~Xx
comicfairy
Incongruous Distortion
Brothers
Incongruous Distortion
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Mourning in the dark...
This is where my deepest thoughts are hidden...If you really want to know how I feel then read on...Do not get offended if you don't like what I have written...It was your choice to read it...Don't say I didn't warn you...
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If heaven and hell decide that they both are satisfied
Illuminate the NOs on their vacancy signs
If there's no one beside you when your soul embarks
Then I'll follow you into the dark.
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