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FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRiENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
REAl FRiENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "Damn, that was fun"
FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.
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20 Things to do at Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of laxitives and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.
18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.
19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.
20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.
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i am curently taking up writing poetry ^^
i love writingit
and i'm not to shabby if i may say so myself
and i am curently obsessed with taking pictures
i am trying to annoy the yearbook teacher to let me take pictures,
not doing so good
And i am in 4H
and any who don't like it shall go to hell
i have a pig
pigs are awsome
and if your wondering about my siggy
it is in memory of my 1st pig
Alamo *sniffle*
that was last year *sniff*
this year my pig is a super villin (a name theme in my 4H group)
named Rezz
my side kick is my friend Addy's pig
rex
while i sit here, laughing at the pityful people on tv, i am slowly gaining albino molicules by the minute.
Oh, by the way, I have a new Mule Account.
it's;
Insane Cafine
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inuyasha &fruits basket ROCK!!!!.......O.o *looks away*
I like, cheescake........wiat......CHEESECAKE, WHERE?I like milk.....I like thumb tacks.......I like............
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