Firstly, I AM A GUY. I'm not hiding it. It is no secret. Okay? Okay.
I am a loser, gullible, worthless, miserable, sad, and an overall mess.
Do not waste your time on me. Do not pretend to be my friend. Do not feel sorry for me. Do not pity me. I will be my own wreck, my own failure, and my own downfall.