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"There exists in this world a spider the size of a dinner plate, a foot wide if you include the legs. It's called the Goliath Bird-Eating spider, or the "Goliath ******** Bird-Eating Spider" by those who have actually seen one.
It doesn't eat only birds - it mostly eats rats and insects - but they still call it the "Bird-Eating Spider" because the fact that it can eat a bird is probably the most important thing to know about it. If you run across one of these things, like in your closet or crawling out of your bowl of soup, the first thing somebody will say is, "Watch it, man, that thing can eat a ******** bird."
I don't know how they catch the birds. I know the Goliath ******** Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "Sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet. None of us would leave the house unless a Goliath ******** Flying Bird-Eating Spider said it was okay. "
My name is Di. I am __ years of age, and I live in ________ Texas. I am a phlebotomist and single mother of a 5 month old baby girl.
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If you'd like to talk to me, I'm available most late nights and on Fridays/Saturdays. I prefer company over the age of 18, unless you're mature, then you're in the clear. That's about it, I'm not a mystery.
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