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My name is Ada, and I'm fat. Now, before you start telling me I'm disgusting, I want you to know that I do not accept insults from people who have not left their parents' basement in a month, and who probably take a shower once a week, and use only two pairs of underwear a month.

I am an advertising student. I love watching commercials and seeing how brainwashed all you idiots are by the lies on tv. It makes me laugh.

I like soap. I like lathering it all over my rolls of fat. It makes me feel sexy, and beautiful, and it makes my skin so smooth. Most of you should take a lesson from me, because I'm pretty sure you don't know the difference between exfoliating body wash and hydrating body wash.

I eat meat. I think vegans are idiot. If you are so pretentious, petty, and arrogant that you cannot even let yourself indulge on a succulent rack of ribs, then I have no time for you. And after I'm done licking that delicious barbecue sauce off my lips and my fingers, I like to wash myself with soap.

I just recently purchased on of those No-Touch machines. When i saw the commercial for that I . . .oh my god. . .I can't even explain it. I was crying tears of joy. Because it is a real pain when I get my soap bottles dirty from the dirt I am trying to wash off. Most of you wouldn't understand, because you're all dirty.

I like dressing in sexy clothes, showing off my lusciously, smooth skin, which is so smooth from all the soap I use.

I like being clean. Some people smell like cat urine. I do not associate myself with such people. If you cannot even bathe regularly, I have no need for neither your company nor your opinion.

I have a very big underwear collection. Some people ask me why I have so many pairs of underwear? And I tell them it's because I don't want to be dirty like them. Most of you, I assume, go through two to three pairs of underwear a week, and that is disgusting. I would hate to see the fungi you've got growing on your buttocks and genitalia.

I take a bath when I wake up in the morning to wash off my morning sweat. Then I take another before I go to bed to wash off my day sweat.

I am clean. Some people tell me I have a problem. I tell them I care about myself enough to not smell like the inside of a litter box.

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Dorg Endo Report | 11/24/2014 6:43 am
Dorg Endo
I like your sig pic about margarine. And your profile is cute too.
angry atheist Report | 05/29/2014 4:05 pm
angry atheist
there is organic / all natural vegan "meats". Also you can find all vitamins and minerals that are in animal products from the earth, do your research sweets
angry atheist Report | 05/28/2014 12:22 pm
angry atheist
I thought your bio was funny until I got to the vegan part. People avoid animal products because they are packed with harmful, artificial, ingredients which many people suspect lead to cancer / alzheimers. If that is not the reason then it is because they do not support the abuse that animals are put through in factory farming or a combination of both of these reasons. It has nothing to do with being pretentious. I have been a vegetarian for 2 years and a vegan on and off, and let me tell you I still like a nice piece of meat (vegetarian meat, that is). Stereotyping non-meat eaters because you're insecure of your own diet is what comes off as pretentious.
YoukaiShinigami Report | 03/14/2014 8:56 am
YoukaiShinigami
I came to your profile because of your sign.
And read it all. I like you know how to make yourself clear.
kate moss is dead Report | 03/13/2014 12:32 am
kate moss is dead
I love your username & siggy.

I love butter! heart 3nodding

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