IMMD quotes from failblog.org
The men fixing my neighbour’s roof were singing rounds of “oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner…” They yelled loudly the lines “everyone would be in love with me.” IMMD
I overheard a man and woman talking about sexism today. The man simply stated: From my point of view, my gender has been suppressed with work for the past 6000 years now it’s your turn. and without pausing her reply came: From my view point, my gender has been pushing watermelon sized objects out of us for the past 6000 years, wanna switch? IMMD
I am in the Army and currently stationed in Korea. One Monday it was particularly rainy and dreary. While I was walking to work I decided to splash through the puddles on the sidewalk like I used to do as a little kid. A Captain stopped me and asked what I was doing. I replied, “Letting my inner child out for a walk, Sir!” He laughed and said, “Carry on, soldier.” As he walked away he splashed a few puddles himself, laughed, and walked out of sight. IMMD and my week!
Today, I was at school on French class. We were told to repeat the alphabet with French pronunciation and one girl couldn’t pronounce the “U”. My teacher spat in his hand and asked her to shake it. She answered a big “eww” and he said “That’s it! That’s how you pronounce it!” IMMD!
Today, our new guy whose last name is Kitty, was attempting to perform a new task, making the normal new-guy mistakes. Our normally humorless sergeant was yelling at him “NO KITTY THAT’S A BAD KITTY!” TOTALLY MMD!
Getting on the elevator an elderly man (maybe 60) wearing a suit stepped in and pushed all the buttons. He got off on the 2nd floor, turned to the people in the elevator, smiled and waved. IMMD!
While on my computer i heard my fiance who was laying down by me start talking in his sleep.I turned to him and asked What is it honey? He looked at me and replied “You can’t give insurance to a fish.. they are a fish!” and he sounded so concerned IMMD!
A bunch of my family went to go see Toy Story 3. We all got there a little late and had to sit kind of separated from each other. My dad ended up sitting next to a little girl. She looked up at him and in complete seriousness, asked “Are you going to strangle me?” IMMD
I was buying a game from a video game store and as we’re finishing the transaction the clerk says, “Receipt’s in the bag, bag’s in my hand, bag’s in YOUR hand, I’m on a horse.” IMMD!
Today I saw an older, conservative-looking mom drop her kids off at daycare. They were listening to Itsy Bitsy Spider in the car. As soon as the kids were inside, argyle sweater mom drove off… blaring Down With the Sickness by Disturbed. IMMD.
My friend was in the bathroom and I heard him fart and immediately after he farted the tv said “a massive methane explosion.” IMMD.
I work as a bagger/cashier at a local grocery store. I was having a bad day because all the machines kept messing up. Right after ringing up a huge order the register froze. I expected the customer to be angry but instead she screamed "DAMN IT JIM, IM A DOCTOR NOT A SHOPPER". Not only did that MMD when we asked the manager if we should reboot the register he replied "make it so" and it MM week
On my way to work I saw a discarded vacuum on the side of the road. Someone had attached a sign in the shape of a headstone that read, "His whole life sucked. / R.I.P." IMMD!
trying to learn anime song on piano
I'll order them from first to last and update when i can
http://www.youtube.com/v/Lqfz0NpufcM&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/v/b84WWh8UMlQ
http://www.youtube.com/v/oqSg9mUbI9I&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6EO9cYsKH8&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXcuAT-GUlE&feature=related
my captain test results
1. Kyoraku Shuunsui 79%
2. Ukitake Jyuushiro 63%
3. Yamamoto Genryuusai Shigekuni 54%
4. Unohana Retsu 50%
5. Hitsugaya Toshiro 38%
6. Komomura Sajin 38%
7. Kuchiki Byakuya 29%
8. Soi Fon 29%
9. Tousen Kaname 25%
10. Kurotsuchi Mayuri 21%
11. Ichimaru Gin 21%
12. Aizen Sousuke 13%
13. Zaraki Kenpachi 13%
If you want to take the same test go to
http://quizfarm.com/quizzes/new/Ray0/which-bleach-captain-are-you-most-like/
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its a good anime