Hey fellow Gaians, my name is Brometheus, and I'm a total badass.
Whenever I'm not fighting bad guys, sleeping, or doing boring adult things,
I spend my time in the Chatterbox, posting complete nonsense.
Inside my cold, wretched, zombificated chest lies the heart of a romantic.
But I'm not letting you find out what it's like, being it's my only weakness.
I know you are wondering, who is Brometheus, really?
Well my real name is Laurie, but you can call me Captain.
I'm 21 years young, I do avatar art, gaia profiles,
and poetry, although I am a very unmotivated person.
I type terribly because you aren't worth my time,
and it's a hell of a lot more humorous.