YOU DONT READ THIS ULL NEVER BE ABLE TO TALK TO ME! DONT ASK FOR PITY OR MONEY! UNLESS UR A FRIEND I WONT DONATE JUST CAUSE U ASK!
INTRODUCING! the old 4chan tradition brought back to life, THE KIRBIES OF JUDGEMENT!
the way these work is simple, if someone who has permission to use these awsome devices sees a post they find out of the ordinary of very good or bad, they put a judgement kirby in their new post.
The kirbies are many, and i will be adding them for a while
Currently available are:
-used only for the greater posts
-for the worst posts imaginable
a**l POKE POKE!!!
-for really bad but not incredibly bad posts
To get permision contact me and tell me why you want to use these kirbies, and ill add you to the list, thx for readin biggrin
PERMITTED KIRBY USERS:
FAMOUS QUOTES BY ME!:
-"just because now you know an earthquake can occur where you live doesnt mean it will any sooner than it would if you didnt know"
-"Fire doesnt burn you, the heat does"
-"when i think about stupid people, i think about how they live usually tend to lead simpler, happier lives."
-"why do i get out of bed if at some point im just going back in? Because i hate my bed, its old and bumpy and i cant stay in there forever."
-"One ring to rule them all, and I dont care anymore i watched the whole trilogy about 15 times this month for that damn school project!"
-"he who smelt it now knows that his scent glands are functioning properly"
-"On the other hand, there tends to be 5 more fingers, and when two hands are added, there tends to be ten"
-"Just because im tall, smart, and know how to talk to people without being a pervert doesnt mean i was always that way, or always will be"
WAT RLY HAPPENED TO THE COW WHALE OF MASTURBAN!
I decided that once every 7 days that i am on, i will use a little random selector i got here to choose on friend to give half my money to for free, just cause i can. biggrin
u turn it down and ill choose another person XD
Enjoys: Making poeple i dont know suffer from total ********, using the dance of life as a metaphor, telling bush that he must return to his homeland and replant his roots.
Hates (and when i hate something, GOD DAMN DO I HATE IT): Racism, hypocrits(and shut up everyone who says we are all hypocrits, u know the kind i mean go damnit u people always try to find a loophole in what i say and exploit it to look smart!), donkeys, overreactive people, people who are overly serious, idiots who try to pretend theyve been layed when they arent even 15 yet and dont know what a v****a actually looks like, people who hate to hate, those on the pill (happy, not suppresant), bush, hurricane Ivan, Prime minister Tony Blair, and ANYONE WHO TRIES TO GET PITY FOR A BIRTH DEFECT GOD DAMNIT U LIVE WITH IT THIS LONG STFU AND GET OVER IT MY SIS HAS A BLOOD RED RIGHT EYE AND SHE DOESNT CARE, GOD I DONT CARE IF U HAVE AN EXTRA TOE, TWO PENISES, OR ARE HALF MAN HALF WOMAN OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, GET OVER IT!
ok, lost the happy...but the HAPPIES BACK!
and now a message rought to u by SUbliMinAl Mess@GINg!
OBEY OSCAR WiLDe
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name: Shaddin (call me shad for short, and only if ur a friend, i mean it)
age: 18 AS OF THIS WEEK!
Hair color: Black
eyes: Dark Green
Way of thinking: You die if u know
Prefers: Pie to tacos
will: Find another way to conquer this website someday (and then kill it)
Hates: Anything on my kill list
Loves: Anything not on my kill list (mainly nothin)
Heritage: More than u can count, but half gothic (u know, old style, i never know what to call it, its confusing sometimes, i should ask mom XD)
Height: 6'3.5" (yes, im tall, deal with it, my whole family is)
# of siblings: 6
this is the avatar that i want so far, im working on it, only another like 100,000 gold to go XD ALL DONATIONS ARE WELCOME, AND I ALSO MAKE DRAWINGS FOR GOLD, I DUNNO WHY I DO AND I LIKE CAPS LOCK OK?
this is the avatar ill be building after that (hey we all gotta have some kinda plan for life)
My personal favorite thing to do before i migrated here from 4chan
a**l POKE POKE~!!!
i used it for the assholes and morons of the world