bra_nutty

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Last Login: 12/04/2016 3:14 pm

Registered: 08/11/2003

Gender: Female

Location: Gaia

Birthday: 05/12/1986

Occupation: Librarian and Writer

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Dear Reader,

If you have stumbled upon this profile, then I am probably dead. My name is Nutty... and my story is a long one. Some of you may laugh and say this is just a game... but it is not.

It all started on a dairy farm off the coast of Colorado. I was driving my Ford Taurus down I-65, a basket of laundry in my backseat and a tweed coat hanging in front of the window. This old man with a broken down Honda pulled me over for a ride. He lived on a dairy farm not to far from there.

So I gave this old jack a ride, and of course, he asked me to help him milk the cows. I told him I had never milked a cow before, but he told me it was easy and set me loose upon the herd with a bucket and a pair of pliers.

The cow kicked me so hard, I lost my bearings and ran out into the field, at which time, a freak storm swooped in and I was struck by lightning, ten volts of electricity coursing through my body.

So the farmer took me to IHOP to eat pancakes. Just as I was about to take a bite of those savory, syrup drenched patties, the waitress tripped, sending a barrage of knives hurling through the air in my direction. The knives whirred past my head, cutting my hair and giving me a nice trim, for which I thanked the waitress.

However, I was not out of the woods yet. All that juice I drank gave me the runs, so I excused myself and went to the restroom. As I was sitting there, enjoying myself immensely, someone walked in and took the stall next to me. Little did I know, it was a 400 pound church organist, ready to take a mean one.

I heard the flatulence, but it was too late. I tried to get out of the stall, but the door jammed. I finally got it open, but it was too late. I tripped over my pants, which were around my ankles, and landed face first in the toilet, where I drowned and was later proclaimed officially dead from asphyxiation.

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Giesta Report | 10/25/2016 11:33 am
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anime1addictithon Report | 03/05/2015 6:40 pm
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Sinners Will Never Die Report | 10/09/2014 8:54 pm
thanks for your purchase
swimminsaxgrrl Report | 10/09/2014 7:08 pm
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NyaNyan-Chan Report | 10/07/2014 8:43 am
Thank you so much for buying!! I really appreciate this as it helps me with my questing for my dream avi! heart heart heart
Bernadette Rachel Report | 09/10/2014 4:33 pm
Thank you for your business! Have a great day!
Mysterious sharpie Report | 09/06/2014 3:32 pm
I love your story . too bad you can't read this because your dead . R.I.P Bra_nutty.
DJ Kuki Report | 09/06/2014 6:58 am
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Lawaysa Report | 08/24/2014 8:35 am
Thanks 4 buying my item. smile
 

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