The shallow friend who dresses like a futuristic prostitute

 

If there's nothing out there...then what was that noise?

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Last Login: 07/13/2014 6:37 pm

Registered: 04/02/2008

Location: Australia

Occupation: Weasley's Wizard Wheezes

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Ravenclaw | Waterbender | Valar Morghulis

Blunt the knives & bend the forks!
Smash the bottles & burn the corks!
Chip the glasses & crack the plates!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!

Come Take A Journey Through Time & Space

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Hello everyone! *waves*yummy_smilies/icon_puddi.gif
How do you do? I'm 22 & live in Australia.

First of all, let's get one thing straight: I DO NOT HAVE A PET KANGAROO NOR DO I RIDE AN EMU TO SCHOOL. However, I do have a pet crocodile who likes to wear an eyeglass & a top hat & drinks tea with me every afternoon. I am a survivor of a Drop Bear attack; it was just as we moved so it thought I was a tourist & it attacked me. If it wasn't for my pet crocodile I would not have survived.
Yes I am being completely sarcastic here. Of course there's no such thing as a Drop Bear...or is there? And I do not have a pet crocodile...pretty much impossible to have one of those as a pet.

I have a second account on here. I was previously Daenerys Targaryen from A Song of Ice & Fire/Game of Thrones but as I read the series, I began to like Dany less & less so I changed my Dany account here to Lady Nymeria Sand. Check it out if you want.

My username comes from a quote from Effy Stonem off Skins. From the first season (when she was at her best, gen 1. I don't like her from S3 onwards): Sometimes I think I was born backwards. You know, come out my mum the wrong way. I hear words go past me backwards. The people I should love, I hate. And the people I hate...

I have a few fandom references on here, can you get them all?emotion_smilies/icon_dowant.png

I like to post my avis in my journal so I can remember what I put together to make some of my favourite outfits ehehe. I also like to do themed avis - holidays, characters etc.

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~Keep calm, it's gonna be totally awesome~
Anime & Manga | Music | Bass Guitar | Grammar & Punctuation | Manly Warringah Sea Eagles | New Zealand All Blacks | Cosplay | Reading | Writing | Shisha | Hookah Pipes | Travelling | Tea | Halloween | Surrealism | Bofur | Gaara | 1920s | Grunge/Rockish Fashion | Lolita Fashion | Kawaii things | Black Milk Clothing | Jeffrey Campbell shoes | Welcome to Night Vale | Pokemon | Mermaids | Animal Crossing | Sylveon | Megan Prescott | Taylor Momsen | Cara Delevingne | James Nesbitt | Lexxi Foxxx | Victor Wooten | Richard Armitage | Logan Lerman


~Now panic & freak out~
Bigotry | Ignorance | Racists | Homophobes | Fantards | cH@t sP3aKz | QLD Maroons | North Queensland Cowboys | Vampire Knight | Bugs | Geckos | Cane Toads | Uncultured Swines | Haters/Flamers | Dramione | Glee | The Hunger Games | Country Music | My thick Australian accent | Bogans | Clowns | Ventriloquist Dolls | Spicy Food | Long Waits | Customers | American Horror Story | Skip Hop


...I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was...


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~I want you to draw me like one of your French Girls~











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