>Working at McDonalds
>customer asks for big mac
>says to hold the onions
>put onions in it anyways
>spit in it for disrespecting shrek
>customer sees me spit in his burger
>complains to manager
>get fired on the spot
>pray to shrek
>tell him what happened at work
>hear a whisper
>don't worry, your problems will be ogre soon""
>wake up next day
>turn on news
>story on double homicide
>my ex manager and the customer were the victims
>anchorman says both were beaten to death by an onion
>hear another faint whisper
>"They should've checked themselves before they shrek'd themselves"
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