"I'd prefer if you didn't scare away Dacy's regulars.
They're her friends.
Heather. Melissa. That means you."
"Lance.
I can
still
See your non-existant
pixilated nipples."
Issa:

Eeeps!!! I need to get my ticket too!!! Oh dearies... *runs around panicking and collides with wall*
...ouch?
And yay!! It's almost DacyDearie's birthday!! *eats confetti*
Dacy: -watches the spectacle-
Don't eat that, you don't know where it has been! D;
-hangs you upside down and shakes you-
Spit it out!
>o<
"I would also suggest a therapist, because in later years if you introduce yourself at a job interview as Sirius Black or Remus Lupin, I daresay people will think you are insane."