What can I say about myself? Plenty of things. However I shall only tell you that I am a Nintendo/Sony gamer. Now I bet you're thinking about how vague this is and I say to you: once you truly meet me, then you'll know more about me.
[Hello. I am one of the Vice Captains of The Sweetness of Rainbow Cupcakes Guild. We have begun implementing a new rule. If a member is inactive for a month or more and does not have a suitable reason for doing so, they will receive a warning after which they will have one week in which to post. If the member does not do so, they will be removed from the guild.
This is your warning. We do not want to lose any of our members, but you must know that a guild is not something you just join and forget. We want active members only. You have one week to post. Thank you.]