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I'm playing with this profile so don't mind the background ect.
Quotes from me and my friends rants. Teehee enjoy. (I'm Moon btw)
1."I say I want to kill your kitty and you cling to my leg. What is wrong with you child?"
2."ROADKILL!?
OMG
THATS
THATS
THATS
delicious. :O"
3."Somehow i can picture myself eating a soup and suddenly screaming "waiter! there's a hobo in my soup!" and one of you will arrive and say "sir, it's part of the dish!"
4."CLEAR! *shouts one paramedic as he zaps Moon with the paddles, then the others swoop in the bandages and I.V.s, another paramedic sticks his phone number in Moon's bra* "
5."Moon amazes me to no end with how well she can match the most unusual items so successfully, thats what."
6. "Crikey! It be a wild MOONEH! What a beau-tee!
Them things are DANGEROUS, though, so don't **** 'em off."
"CRRIKEY! Yer right! *grabs her butterfly net and moves back from the Moony in case she decides to charge*"
7. "These damned library computers are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter!"
8. "Uhm... erm... Look, a giant strawberry shaped like Naruto *points and scuttles away*"
Not so friends quotes
1."The Artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work"
2."You realize you're wasting ten seconds of your life by reading this signature, right? Just thought I'd let you know...since I wasted ten seconds of mine writing it."
3. "ballpoint pens perfected by students not paying attention"
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