Welcome, potential Entres.
I am Masakaki of the South-East Asia Financial District. Among my duties are administrative tasks, such as removing dealers who have lost, and inviting new Entres to gamble with their future.
So.. would you like to make a deal? I can assure you it is nothing contraband. Here, we'll give you zero-interest loans to deal with, and hold your future as collateral. It's plain as the nose on your face!
Well then.. how about it?
Would you like to make a deal?