ohey so dis is portia's best friend 4ever speakin.
im elkelynn von, yo. so my hoe is a c***k. shes da hottest c***k evar. i want to wrap my hoe in an eggrol and eat her all up. but since i love her i wont do so.
even though my porsh can be a lil bish sometimes i stil love her half to death. : D
I LOVE YOU MY DEAR PORKYYYY 8DDD
before i go i have a few last words to say: