About

Hey. I'm Rogue, and I know, obviously that's not my real name, but its what I go by here (you can also call me Wolfy, Hatter, or Allx I don't mind any of those either). I'm 15, my Birthday is in May. I DO have a boyfriend, so forget about it!! xDD Plus, I'm not into computer-based romances or long-distance relationships....Anywho, I love to read, write, and draw. I am in love with wolves, and also, I have am a wolf spirit and a fire elemental ^^ I love making new friends, so don't be shy around me, but I gotta warn you, I'm as mad as a hatter!!! xDDD (And I'm a highly skilled ninja!)
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~This is so how my true friends act~
Fake friends: Never ask for food.
True friends: Are the reasons you have no food.

Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
True friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM

Fake friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
True friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn, we messed up, but that s**t was fun!"

Fake friends: Never seen you cry.
True friends: Cry with you

Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
True friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

Fake friends: Know a few things about you.
True friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
True friends: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

Fake friends: Would knock on your front door.
True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

Fake friends: Are for a while.
True friends: Are for life.

Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
True friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t."

Fake friends: Will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
True friends: Will knock the s**t outta them

Fake friends: Will read this.
True friends: Will steal this, just like I did

Fake friends: will tell you how bad the guy was that broke up with you.
True friends: Will gert a shovle and bury his sorry a**!
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COLD HARD NINJA FACTS!


* Ninja don't sweat. Ever.


* Bullets can't kill a ninja. Even 1 million bullets can not kill a ninja.


* The Fart of a Ninja is a million times deadlier than the venom of a rattlesnake. With the right wind conditions, a single fart could wipe out a small village.


* Ninja invented skateboarding. Not even to do tricks, just to kill time in between killing.


* Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless against a ninja.


* Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them. This is a lie from Hollywood.


* Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.


* Ninja can change complete wardrobes in less than 1 second.


* Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.


* Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.


* Ninja invented the internet. All of it.


* Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.


* Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.


* Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport. They always win.


* Ninja can crush golf balls with 2 fingers, any two fingers.


* Ninja don't lose. Ever.


* Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.


* Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.

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GREAT NINJA WISDOM

Never scream just before attacking another ninja from behind. This will only alarm the ninja that you are about to do something funky.

Always wear a mask. You never know when you will see someone that you don't want to see you. TIP: (read this over and over till it makes sense)

Always carry a spare ninja uniform. You never know when you will need to change into something less dirty in mid-battle.

Never store shuriken in your underwear.

Try to use the swords of your enemies whenever possible. This way you can throw them into other bad ninja without having to worry about retrieving it later.

When trying to stop a run-away golf cart its best to pick up the back end (with hand if possible) so the wheels just spin in the air while the occupants start to get scared.

When fighting on the golf course, crushed golf balls make a good blinding powder. Just grip the golf ball firmly between thumb and for-fingers, and then squeeze!

When necessary, the ninja star can be thrown with ninja toes. For example, say you are trying to gain entry into an airborne helicopter. You are using both hands to hold on and you want to plant a shuriken in the eyeball of the pilot, what do you do? Shuriken with ninja feet!

Simple way to tell what time it is without a clock is to call the local phone operator and ask them. Simple, but effective. Don't tell them your name.

When preparing for battle, take some time to do all the hand signs of kuji-in. You will feel better and look cool at the same time.

Always run sideways when possible. With proper application you can run through walls.

When jumping far distances, always roll up into a ball. It will give an extra 50 feet of jumping height.

Want to jump higher? Plant a corn stalk. As it grows each day jump over it. Gradually you will increase your jumping height as the corn grows.

Always use your ninja names when speaking to each other in battle. Don't let sneaky golfers listen in to your conversations and wreck your plans.

Try to fight in mid-air whenever possible.

Try to keep your weapons on display, even in storage. You never know when you will need them to look pretty for a pre-revenge scene.

Wearing black eyeliner is good for blending in with the environments. Especially good for public missions where photo ops may arise. Don't forget to wear your mask.
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THE MANY FACES OF THE NINJA


A real ninja can tell a happy ninja from a sad ninja.

Can you see the difference?
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NINJA ETIQUETTE


* Ninja never bring a gun to a sword fight. Ninja don't use guns. Ever.


* The only way to end a ninja clan is to break the head ninja's sword.


* Ninja never show their real face. If the need to show a face arises, it should be a very shiny mask. This is the only possible substitute.


* When attacking a single ninja with a clan of ninja (more than 4, less than that is only a posse), it is proper ninja etiquette to fight with only one ninja at a time. This makes for a much nicer fight to the death.

NOTE: if you are planning to fight the mack daddy ninja, be sure to bring lots of lesser ninja to warm him up for your grand entrance.


* When fighting with bow and arrows, a proper ninja will always destroy his bow if one of his arrows is caught in mid-air, and then broken over one knee of another ninja.


* Ninja stars and sake are a perfectly good currency for ninja payments.


* Ninja always use 4 pointed ninja stars. The fancy stars with more than for points are for the lesser ninja.


* Ninja can only use their special disappearing powers in combination with a smoke bomb. This is not negotiable.


* When training with other ninja, it is proper to group off into different colors. Stay with your color at all times! Failure to keep with your color results in a circle kicking, where you are in the center of the circle.


* Ninja always wear tabi boots. Even when they sleep.


* When confronting other ninja, always try to wear a different color than that of the ninja you are attacking. It is proper ninja-etiquette to give "home" color to the defending ninja.


* Ninja don't sleep. I know I said they do above, but I lied.


* It's expected that ninja will lie from time to time.


* When encountering large falls and leaps it is appropriate to always give the right-of-way to the first ninja to jump.


* With that said it is equally appropriate to give the needed time and space for the following ninja to jump and catch up.


Ninja never wear headbands with the word 'ninja' printed on them. This would be a dead give away when trying to blend in. NOTE: Sometimes as a joke the elder ninja make the geek of the clan wear such a headband. Sort of like a "dunce" cap.
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I also LOVE Naruto and i love being a TOTAL NINJA XD I can seriously run on walls and it is SO FUN!!

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