BloodandIvory

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Last Login: 12/17/2014 5:01 pm

Registered: 01/16/2005

Gender: Female

Birthday: 07/12/1986

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____About

I'm 28 and live in rural Iowa. I love to read, write, draw/paint and garden. I also like to languish in front of the computer screen watching movies and television while also aimlessly browsing the interwebs. I have an especially pronounced weakness for animated features.

I regularly donate my time to a non-profit haunted house for which I am the set director, a makeup artist, and an actor. Last year, I dressed as a clown and jumped out at people while laughing manically and waving a sledgehammer. Good times.

I write blurbs about funny things, Science, Movies and Tarot cards as part of my income. I also get the mad monies ghost writing product descriptions and the occasional weBpage.
I do like to write fiction and poetry, sadly, they just don't pay my bills.

I am also a multi-media artist; you can find my work on my Facebook page and in my etsy store.

I enjoy talking to all sorts of people. Feel free to send me a message. smilies/icon_heart.gif

PLEAS FOR MERCY

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BloodandIvory Report | 12/22/2013 1:40 am
BloodandIvory
Ahaha... lies!
Leprechaun_Sean Report | 12/22/2013 1:31 am
Leprechaun_Sean
Well that's your fault. You stabbed a homeless and man and shot two pedestrians.
Leprechaun_Sean Report | 12/22/2013 1:21 am
Leprechaun_Sean
No can do. I will give you this, though.
Leprechaun_Sean Report | 12/22/2013 1:09 am
Leprechaun_Sean
Oh dear. My nemesis has appeared. I better pump out some dope beatz to distract her...or maybe him.
aka_vashy13 Report | 12/20/2013 1:59 pm
aka_vashy13
Thanks. It was super hard because he was just fine the other day. It feels like I ran into a brick wall.
Steam Punk Adept Report | 07/22/2013 7:30 pm
Steam Punk Adept
Cool avi!
19venomsnake Report | 05/14/2013 7:38 pm
19venomsnake
gaia_angelleft gaia_angelright With Creativity everything is possible! gaia_nitemareleft gaia_nitemareright
Psycho has Left Report | 12/09/2012 5:13 pm
Psycho has Left
Here ya go, try this link.
http://s291.photobucket.com/albums/ll312/IxiCain/Sculpting/ wink confused
Vertigris Report | 10/05/2012 6:15 pm
Vertigris
Nope, not being sarcastic--I think it's awesome. mrgreen
Vertigris Report | 10/05/2012 1:15 pm
Vertigris
The face in your sig. It is so perfectly shooped. ; u;
 
 
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Henry Dorsett Case
Hellspawn-Knight
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pinkie_mcdrinko

Your grasp of physics reeks ofCrichton-level pseudo-science

LOLZ!

Ps. have ever enjoyed the little ditties on Sea Lab 2021? That's Mc Chris. He's also every Mc on Aqua Teen Hunger force...and he could pwn you with a pinkie.

naw, man... it takes a real man to wear pink

That's what they all say

that's cuz everyone else is too p***y.

If I bore you, it'll be with a knife.

Are you gay?

Sadistic Yet Captivating

Who Wants Bacon?

OINK?!

"That is not dead which can eternal lie yet with strange aeons even death may die."

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from my work at a
haunted house last
October