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19/Lazy a**/Likes Dead Things

This and this pretty much sums me up nicely.

Birthday on Halloween. zETA, Artwhore, Roleplaying <3

If I'm online, you'll generally find me on zOMG or lurking in the forums and never posting.

I'm quite terrible at starting conversations, so if I don't talk to you first, please don't think I'm mad at you or not interested in talking; it's not that I am, I just don't really know how to start up a chat individually, honestly. I'm kind of socially retarded, but I do like talking. :l

I'm secretly a poisonous hagfish-lamprey in human disguise. My diminutive size and squeaky voice are only there to lull you all into a false sense of security while I slowly initiate my plans of world domination from within your societies. True story.

I love art, draw me and I'll pay you nicely~?

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