Greetings, new recruits or possible enemies. As many of you might've known, I am a Grunt of Team Rocket. However, I am not just any single Grunt. For all my years of life I have been in Team Rocket, and as of that I am one of the special corps of Team Rocket. Of course-- Not an executive. The limitations our boss gives on those poorly defined examples of Team Rocket is due to our strict budget. However - There are those, such as me, who have snaked their way onto the don's good side and to the Oasis that is Team Rocket's Elite. I am above all of the other Grunts that you may encounter, and if any of them give you a hard time - Be sure to give me their Grunt number. I'll have them dealt with...personally. As for Giovanni's disappearance, its...Quite simple really. Sadly, under Giovanni's rule, I am unable to tell you runts just what happened. I would rather not get into that. If there are any further questions about Giovanni's disappearance, know that I am trained so that when I give severe punishment and abuse, all negative emotions are shut off. I take many solo missions for this reason on top of the many other qualifications I have over you. Remorse is not to be tolerated in Team Rocket, thats for damn well sure.
Now then, a bit about my personal life if we shall. Special training and a strict diet have left me with nothing but the top body - Scrawny and sleek, and yet toned and tight for strength. Any good Grunt can fight hand-to-hand or with weapons, or without their Pokemon. Notice, I said GOOD Grunt. That is why the Grunts you see do not just give the trainers a severe beating. Don't take my strict demeanor as everything, as I am just as capable of being humorous, even coming off as coy. None of you will know of my age, and that is clear. Got that? Good. Currently, due to the loose bounds of Team Rocket, I have bunched off and am currently living with my...Ahem, accomplice...The Plasma Grunt. Her foolishness is nothing but a facade, and behind that she is rather caring, I suppose. I find deep pride in having an accomplice such as her. Although-- She HAS been getting me to do some rather questionable things as of late, such as testing my love with jewelry emblazoned from hard years of Macargo coal. God, it took so much ice to get the burns out. However-- It definitely is not that bad. I live with one Snubbull, promptly named Pinky, and a Shinx, fluffy. If any of you snicker at those names, I will not be afraid to give you a beating. Now then-- You're quite free to look at my card in the case that you might want to contact me to join Team Rocket, but other than that I must go. Hail Team Rocket, and heil Giovanni!