Whoa, look at all these formatting options and smilies...
Too bad I'm not the kind of person who would abuse them the way half of everyone on this site probably does. Instead, how about I write a paragraph that actually makes a statement about who I am?
Some call me the Random King. And by some, I mean myself, and occasionally my friends (of which there are a cherished few). This is because I consider myself to be one of the most spontaneous people on the interwebs. But, unlike most people with similar claims, I don't believe in pointlessness. I won't randomly go off on a senseless tangent for no reason. Instead, I'll try to have some meaning behind it... if only for precision comedy.
Not that I'm any good at that either.
I forgot the point I was making?