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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH DEAR GOD! PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME! I'M... I'M... BEING ATTACKED BY A SQUIRREL!!! Hey wha... what'd ya gonna do with that stick? AAAAAAHHHHHH, NOOOO NOT MY SPLEAN! NOOOOOO!!! AAAAWWWW JESUS CHRIST NOOOOO!!! ....*ack*...It... it looks like I'm gonna have to do this myself. *takes out sword and goes midevil on its a*** Phew... now that that horrible incident is over, heres a little info about me....... oh wait a second I gotta slit a few squirrel throats. You know just in case one its friends or family members wants revenge and goes through long years of training under a kung-fu master like you usually see in those kind of movies, driven only by the hatred against me and tries to kill me or I dunno or highers a hitman or something. Be right back (insert sound of squirrel death here).
*pant pant* whew!
now that thats over, let me tell you about myself. my name's Sebastian. i also go by Layne Kennedy the fox; my fusona. (any other furries feel free to pm me)
I love to hang out with my friends and especially my girlfriend (love ya BlackBirdo). my friends describe me as very hyper and a commedian.
I'm also way too madly obsessed with Nintendo. especially Zelda, Pokemon, and Starfox (Oooh Krystal^^).
*drools mass amounts*
Music plays a huge role in my life. My favorite bands are Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Alice In Chains, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, SoundGarden, Rob Zombie, Daft Punk and other cool s**t like that.
i also love any song that puts me in a good mood.
I am a fan of the works of Johnen Vasquez (creator of Invader Zim and the theme of the glorious background you see here), and roman dirge (creator of Lanore the cute dead girl). I also enjoy drawing pictures that have good thought put into them but always look like crap in the end. Oooh oooh and destoying planets of the Xlobluiod galaxy (dont tell the space patrol I'm hidding here, I'v got a huge bounty on my head... but Im sure you wouldnt tell them im here for the bounty, the money's worthless on Earth O_o).
i love my dog Dylan. hes a pain in the a** but hes my friend.
And most of all i'm obsessed with foxes. i love them to shreds. theyre just so ******** cool. i want one as a pet someday.
things like i hate include drama, the fur industry/hunting, making my girlfriend unhappy, weeaboos, and all the asshates and druggies where i live.
Um thats about it in a nut shell. I spent to much time telling you about myself and now my squirrel battle wounds are starting to take effect *blood pulses and pumps onto ground* oh well, time for the hospital... *twinges in pain* See ya!
Mario: MAMA ME-AH! What the Hells a-goin' on here!?!?!?
Bowser:s**t!
Peach: M-Mario... its not what it looks like.
Mario: well tell what im a-seeing then. after all the times ive saved you... EXPLAIN IT YOU WHORE!
Peach: I... I...
Bowser: look shes with me now so you can get the hell out of her life.
Mario: i've a-kicked your a** before and i can do it again.
Peach: No Mario I love him!
Mario: Stay out of it! You've caused enough problems.
Bowser: Bring it on b***h!
Mario: Oh ive already brought it, set it down, and opened it.
Peach: Boys cant we settle this without fighting!?
Mario: What do you suggest then ya card carrying hooker.
Peach: ......... three way?
Mario/Bowser:.........alright.
...god, i need a life...
art made by Shirahme. isnt it awsome?
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