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Last Login: 02/02/2012 4:36 pm
Registered: 08/28/2007
Gender: Male
Location: Beyond The Moon
Birthday: 07/21/1988
My musings, random insanity, and tidbits of nonsense, and sense...And every time someone reads one of my entries and doesn't leave a comment, THE TERRORISTS WIN.

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I too lurk the GD. ninja
xD
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE LOVED BY KITTENS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were kittens.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must hug the kittens!"
So John gotted his lint roller and walked through the door.
"MEEEEOW" said the kittens
"beep boop meow boop" said the cyberkitten and he jumped in johns lap. John kissed him and tried to blew him a raspberry. But then the ceiling start to fell and they would be trapped and not able to hug.
"No! I must hug the kittens" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the kittens"
But John checked himself and he wasn't a kitten but he took three of them in his arms and he brought them home to his wife.