you say 50 cent - i say 30 seconds to Mars
you say Britney Spears - i say the Veronicas
you say Akon - i say Bullet For My Valentine
you say Jonas Brothers - i say AC/DC
you say Justin Timberlake - i say Crossfade
you say high school musical - i say Evanescence
you say Miley cyrus - i say Paramore
92 % of kids have turned to rap, pop, and hip hop. Im one of the 8 % who like to headbang and disturb the peace!!!!
Girl : Do i ever cross ur mind
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or ur life
Boy: my life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why. I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING...
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.