fake friends: Never ask for food. true friends: are the reasons you have no food. fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs true friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM fake friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. truefriends: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up ... but that was fun!" fake friends: never seen you cry. true friends: cry with you fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. true friends: keep your stuff so long they forget its yours. fake friends: know a few things about you. true friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. true friends: Will kill everyone in the crowd that left you. fake friends: Would knock on your front door. true friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" fake friends: Are for a while. true friends: Are for life. fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. true friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Yo drink the rest of that you know we don't waste things." fake friends: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you. true friends: Will knock them right on there butts fake friends: Will read this. true friends: Will steal this
Yesterday, is History. Tomarrow is a Mystery. But Today, is a gift. That is why it is called the Present.
95% of all teens would cry if Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana) were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 5% would Be looking up at her screaming "Jump b***h!" Copy and paste if your that 5%