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Kadama-kadama-kadama-kadama! Welcome, welcome. Either you're here to see an awesome profile or you're here to learn more about me; if it's the former, I'm afraid you won't see much awesome lying around. I think I gave it all to my friends. However! I can and will share a little bit more about me. It won't be much, I'm afraid, but it should be useful in some way.
The first thing I will say is this: if you're planning on quoting me, I don't answer you unless both the B and the K are capitalized. You may call meBioif you wish, provided there's nobody else who answers to such a diminutive (look it up!) in the conversation. I'm inordinately proud (and thus incredibly a**l-retentive) about names, both online and off, a quality I wish more people held.
I've been on Gaia for seven years. I missed all the classic fun stuff, though, because I refused to register until I had a high-speed connection. My fault, nobody else's, but I'm like this distressingly often. My absolute favorite events, if you were around then and are curious today, were Halloween 2007 and Halloween 2009.
I'm here mainly for the avatars, not so much for the forums, though I'm a serial lurker in a couple of them. I take great pride in my avi designs, and if you see one you like, drop me a message and I'll tell you each and every pose from every item I'm using for that avi, to include mouth and hand arrangements. I'm unafraid of people stealing my designs, mainly because Gaia technically owns the items and avis, not the users. (I might gripe to you that you're doing it wrong, though, if you do use one of my avis and it's not a perfect replication. With pride comes egocentrism, on occasion.)
I happen to like crossdressing my avi from time to time, and I'm terribly picky about the particulars. If you see that I appear to be crossdressing my male base, and you think I did a decent job, shoot me a PM and let me know -- I love getting feedback on my avis, and whether I did a good or bad job on them!
Like my signature says, I tip users I find that I think have interesting avis; sometimes I'll arrange for trades if I think it's worth more praise than a bunch of 25g tips. If it's an exceptionally awesome avi to me, I'll likely comment on your profile if I can!
I answer questions about myself willingly, if sometimes a bit obtusely, should you send me a message. However, I don't answer any PMs or Emails without a subject title; those, I'll treat as spam and delete without even opening. So be sure to give that message a subject line that tells me it's worth reading, alright?
And if you want to be a friend of mine, well... give me a few reasons for it, yeah? I don't like making acquaintances; I'd much rather be closer to my friends than that.
...oh, that's right. Some of y'alls like to know some vital things, huh? Alright...lessee here...
• Actual Name: Absolutely not! • Age:Yin Wood Ox; alternatively, Aries • Gender:Margrave of my own reality. Look it up, and be edified. • Race:Does human count? Can I say that? • Height/Weight:Averaging 3.83 cubits/15.35 stone. • Occupation:Aspiring Eldritch Nightmare • Hair/Eyes/Skin:Dishwater blond/Blue/Fair • Avi Hair/Eyes/Skin:Trissa dark green/Classic purple/Human F • Marital Status:Single, but not interested • Favorite Color:Green, blue or purple depending when you ask • Favorite Food:Macaroni and cheese, or almost anything with chocolate. Except cherries or coconut. Blech.