im just going to take a moment to tell you about fritos and chili
if you've grown up in a respectable home where your parents fed you actual food, you probably have no idea what I'm about to tell you
i feel bad for you if you have never tasted this
first, you get yourself some fritos.
then, some wolf brand chili. WOLF BRAND. YES, CANNED CHILI. Bean version or no, whichever.
So you heat that canned chili prepared by jesus christ himself over the stove, then you add the fritos when it starts to bubble. mix it all up. Mix until that ******** is brown, not yellow
now, get about a huge fistful of cheese and you throw that in the pan too. mix that up
if you aren't a cow like i am, this will serve about three people. If you are a cow like I am, you will eat the entire thing by yourself.
Now lets move onto frozen pizza. Yes, I know fresh pizza is the best, but I'm just going to tell you something about the greatest frozen pizza on this planet.
Freschetta. Any kind of it is pure perfection I could weep tears of longing and joy just thinking about it. Their four cheese is my favorite, though I like their Brick Oven pizzas as well.
I need to tell you about my beef stew.
You get yourself some russet- RUSSET- potatoes and carrots and onions. Don't add peas like a madman.
You chop up your potatoes and carrots, slightly brown the beef chunks in some flour, then you add all of that and the water and flavoring to the pot. Cook on low for like 4 hours.
why are you still reading this garbage
Get yourself some beef gravy and add the entire god damn jar to that, then cook for another 4 hours. If you're like me, you like your stew like mud. I would suggest drinking at least a half of glass of water before eating because the sodium in this will knock you on your a**.
Speaking of sodium, ramen noodles. Cheap, yet, personally, disgusting when prepared as microwaved.
What I usually do with ramen is boil some water and get the noodles softened. then i drain and dump them into a pan with some soy sauce and fry those up for about 3 mins, stirring constantly. I find this makes them taste like Chinese food... or takeout. I'm sure actual Chinese food is of higher quality.