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Ok, so as you can see I like the band Disturbed. Yeah, I think Disturbed is awesome. But i mostly like music anywhere within that same genre. Ok, so you may be wondering about my username... Just don't ask. It's an inside joke that will probably make no sense if i tried to explain it to you so i won't even bother. I'm straight, ok? I don't like anime or manga or cartoons in general. I like thriller, horror, action, and comedy movies. I'm fourteen. I'm Catholic so don't go dissing my religion or I'll kick your a**. My favorite color is blue. The only instrument i can play is the guitar on rockband and I really don't think that counts. I'm gonna be an author when i grow up, it's settled. I suck at art but if you want me to draw something for gold, I'll do it. I just hope you like stick figures. Ok then I'm pretty fun to talk to once you get to know me and i do except random friend requests so friend me ok?

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Dying Sunshine Report | 03/29/2012 3:26 pm
Dying Sunshine
Once upon a sunny day in England I was wandering in Hyde Park with my friend Sarah Rees Brennan. Also my husband was there, as were our friends Alex and Lowell, and we had just been to Harrods and bought a lot of food in the food hall, because they basically have everything, and my husband is attached to very old-fashioned English food like meat pies. The more weird stuff in the pie, the happier he is, like if they’ve managed to shove a whole pig in there and six eggs, it’s his birthday.

So we bought all this food and we took it to the park to eat by the Serpentine, which is the river in Hyde Park. And my husband ate like sixty pies and the rest of us were grossed out because you know, our tastes have advanced since 1911 and we prefer not all our food shoved into a pie. So we were left with many pies, which Sarah and I carried down to the edge of the water and started throwing at the ducks.

Sarah: What kind of pie is this?

Me: Uh…duck pie. With eggs.

Sarah: The ducks are eating DUCK PIE? They are CANNIBAL DUCKS?

Me: Ideally we can breed a race of them and rule the world.

Then we threw the rest of the pies in and when we were out of pie, the ducks chased us, because ducks are basically evil. Anyway, when I got to writing Clockwork Angel I gave this particular escapade to Will and Jem because when you’re writing you often draw on actual experiences that you have had. Also, I had taken against the ducks.

As a postscript, last October I went back to Hyde Park with Sarah and Maureen Johnson and Maureen’s boyfriend who we shall call Lionel though that is not his name, and this time Sarah and I deliberately brought duck pie and fed it to the ducks.

Me: I espy a reddish gleam in their eyes. They remember us from last time.

Sarah: Operation Cannibal Duck is a success. Soon: profit.

Lionel: Why are your friends so strange?

Maureen: I have no idea what you mean.

The Angel Dystopia Report | 06/25/2011 11:49 am
The Angel Dystopia
1 of them is.
The Angel Dystopia Report | 06/25/2011 11:37 am
The Angel Dystopia
Do you know what I hate. That ******** Gorillaz band. Fuking satanists.
The Angel Dystopia Report | 06/25/2011 11:33 am
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nyan cat
-Teh Grand Panthress- Report | 01/09/2011 7:14 pm
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i feel honored.
-Teh Grand Panthress- Report | 01/08/2011 1:29 pm
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The Angel Dystopia Report | 10/17/2010 10:34 am
The Angel Dystopia
yeah I have some done
The Angel Dystopia Report | 10/11/2010 3:06 pm
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I got you moneyz, and messed with ur profile once. But I haven't hacked you in months now
The Angel Dystopia Report | 10/11/2010 2:49 pm
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IMMA KICK YOUR a** scream
The Angel Dystopia Report | 10/11/2010 2:40 pm
The Angel Dystopia
u hacked me?
 

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