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Betrayal knows my name


ABOUT ME




smilies/icon_heart.gif Hello Everyone!smilies/icon_heart.gif
I find writing about myself to be a bit narcissistic (did I use that word right?) but here I am writing down things you all don't care about. For the most part I enjoy spending time sleeping, yeah that happens when you get a job. I joined the healthcare field thinking that it was really what I wanted in life. Well turns out what I really ever wanted was getting a pay check into my bank account without all that hard darn work. smilies/icon_crying.gif I'm an old G and I mean that as a member of gaia that stuck around for a long time not the other Gs ( gators, giant, gargoyle,gimp, insert brilliant idea of yours here) out there. I like birds and cats also those cute little fur balls called ferrets. Yup that about sums it up, at the moment I feel like zombies ate my brain so as a last note I will say GIVE ME HOT CHEETOS OR GIVE ME DEATH! Also I'd like to share that I have an unhealthy obsession with crumpets...they look so wonderfully delicious and I haven't been able to sink my teeth in one just yet.



LIKES
***anime= Hellsing,Junjou Romantica,Trinity blood, xxxholic,Vampire Hunter D,Monochrome factor,loveless,X,black butler,Vampire Knight,Yami no matsuei, chobits, Trigun, Naruto,Gravitation, Ghost in the shell,D grey man, soul eater, princess mononoke, spirited away, etc....

***metal/alternative/hispanic/punk music=Disturbed,Three doors down,system of a down,The mars volta,A perfect circle,Marilyn Manson,Eminem,Papa Roach,Gazette,30 seconds to mars,my chemical romance,Linkin park,Korn, Slipknot, night wish, Green Day, Voltaire, Dressen Dolls, etc...

*****soccer,football,,boxing

*****spicy food, Chinese food, Indian food, seafood,fruits,cheese burgers!

*****books=Stephen king books,horror in general

*****movies= Sweeny Todd, Alien resurrection, Deep Blue see,nightmare before Christmas, way too many....

*****video games= Dynasty Warriors,Final Fantasy,Guitar Hero,Silent Hill, Prince of Persia, Fable,resident evil, etc....

*****arts and crafts=drawing, building stuff

*****MOST OF ALL I LIKE YOU, OR NOT!! I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK? OK, WHATEVER YOU SAY. <3



DISLIKE
*****Religion (shackles to a caged bird)

*****Country music (just not my taste)

*****infomercials

*****vegetables

*****roaches(eek!! phobia TwT)

*****haters



I LOVE JOKES!!!!

"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.

"I froze to death," says the second.

"That's awful," says the first man, "how does it feel to freeze to death?"

"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"

"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly but found her alone watching television. I ran around the house looking for her lover but could find no one. As I ran up the stairs to the attic, I had a massive heart attack and died."

The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.

"What do you mean?" asks the first man.

"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive!"



A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow."
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants,and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him.
She then asked him, "How does that feel?"
To which he replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."



A girl invites her boyfriend home for dinner and tells him they'll go for a long ride after that.
Boy is eager and gets his motorbike checked at the garage. The mechanic tells him everything is ok except the tank cap, which is slightly loose. So as to avoid water going in. The boy immediately purchases a tube of vaseline and heads off towards his girlfriends house.
Upon reaching there his girlfriend tells him secretly that the situation in the house is bad as nobody at home has done the dishes or chores for several weeks and the house is a complete mess and that they had decided that whoever speaks first today at dinner would clean up everything.
Boy enters the house and sure enough the place is unbelievably dirty and everyone sits down silently at the dinner table. The boy gets a mischievous idea and jumps on his girlfriend rips of her clothes and has take her in front of everyone.
Girlfriend gets excited, mom is embarrassed and dad is furious. But nobody speaks a word.
After sometime the boy gets another idea and this time goes to mother and has s*x with her. Mother is excited, daughter and father are infuriated. But still nobody speaks.
A little more time passes and the boy hears a clap of thunder and remembers his bike and whips out the vaseline and gets up when the father screams ,"OH NO. I' LL DO THE DISHES"



Joe is on his last day at work as a mailman.
He receives many thank-you cards and monetary gifts along his route.
When he gets to the very last house, he is greeted by a gorgeous housewife, who invites him in for lunch. Joe happily accepts. After lunch, the woman invites him up to the bedroom for some 'desert.' Joe happily accepts again. When they are done, the woman gives him a dollar.
Joe asks what the dollar is all about.
The woman replies: "It was my husband's suggestion. When I told him that it was your last day at work, he told me 'F**k him -- give him a dollar.' The lunch was my idea."

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anything and everything specially about the rabid grunny...he is watching 0.0


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Ghost Siren

Report | 02/20/2013 9:58 am

Ghost Siren

Your profile layout is so amazing heart
UNSC Rex234 Alpha

Report | 06/15/2012 4:38 pm

UNSC Rex234 Alpha

Thank you for buying at Rex's store come back!
Cinnful

Report | 08/20/2011 2:12 pm

Cinnful

lol i just realized i bought the same hair as u! u look better tho lol.
Toxic Death The Kid

Report | 07/17/2011 3:41 pm

Toxic Death The Kid

hi how are you today
Toxic Death The Kid

Report | 06/04/2011 8:33 pm

Toxic Death The Kid

i am 3nodding what you do today whee
Toxic Death The Kid

Report | 06/04/2011 12:46 pm

Toxic Death The Kid

hello how are you today
MotorMouth_Champion_Red

Report | 05/23/2011 4:00 pm

MotorMouth_Champion_Red

Hey.
Phima

Report | 05/14/2011 8:29 pm

Phima

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MotorMouth_Champion_Red

Report | 04/25/2011 4:07 pm

MotorMouth_Champion_Red

Happy Belated Easter. -I wanted to buy Final Fantasy II (IV) from the Wii Shop. Probably gonna wait until III (VI) is released for the Virtual Console. burning_eyes
MotorMouth_Champion_Red

Report | 04/20/2011 10:46 pm

MotorMouth_Champion_Red

Dorks? Nah, I wouldn't really say that. xd What other stuff do you like? I'm into Final Fantasy, Resident Evil, Mega Man, and a large list of other things, including Fullmetal Alchemist. 3nodding

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