Earsies was here!!! <3
crackerjacks
Berry
San-san
Ichigo-chan
Mint
ica-air
yum!!!^w^
Ted
GAARA!!<3
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island,-- but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class--because it was a weapon of math disruption.
No matter how much you push the envelpoe,--it'll still be stationery.
Time flies like an arrow.--Fruit flies like a banana.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.-- One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger -- then, it hit me.
A chicken crossing the road -- is poultry in motion.
A backward poet -- writes inverse.
When cannibals ate a missionary -- they got a taste of religion.
this is beautiful! *sniffle sniffle*
if u know a CLEAN pun, corny or not, please send it to me! and please tell me if u mind if i post it on my profile, 'kay? ^w^
"your sister...
now Obi-one's
failure is complete!"
Yuki
can u say d-o-r-k?
Kitty
have fun storming the castle!!!!!!
please DONT send
me chain mail!!!!!
unless its funny or
kawaii(cute)
and doesnt have
any bad luck
things attached!
they r soooo
annoying!
please!!!
thx!
gambatte!
A pastor and a neighbor:
on Sunday mornings, the neighbor would ask the pastor to go golfing with him. After awhile, the pastor asked him, "why do you keep inviting me to go golfing even though you know I can't?" the neighbor replied, " Because I thought you would invite me."
go to freerice.com and get free rice 4 people!!!! (it'll explain more on the site)
srry but ill ONLY be friends w people that ive met in REAL life!
THE PACK
Extracular!
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism
Anonymous Fish
Happiness runs in a circular motion!
...and he will raise you up on eagle's wings...
God loves you all!
i'm the center of attention. hahaha
ouch, my tongue.
GOD loves you!
Panda
I'm not crazy
THREE LITTLE BIRDS
Don't worry
'bout a thing
'cause every little thing
is gonna be alright!
rise in the morning
sing with the rising sun
three little birds
which by my door step
singin' sweet songs
of melodies pure and true
singin' this is my message to you
Kaito Kid
what people want to say to an interesting person like me
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i'm bored, so I've come to you, my friend.
don't question me cool
..just sayin'. wink