Jerkface! I hope you realize this doesn't count if you're telling me to do it! Lol I'm definitely kidding... maybe. ;] So I could go on talking about you for pages upon pages, but I don't have the time for that. You're my jerkface. Always have been and you always will be :] I've known you for quite some time now. That means we're BFFs. There is no person I love to insult more than you and it's cause you always know exactly how to insult me back lol. Don't we have quite the abusive relationship? But really... all the nights that you pulled all nighters for no reason and I talked to you till forever in the morning haha Always insulting each other and always joking around. You are one of my favorites. You know the tough love is all out of real love lol. But you're pretty awesome and you always keep me entertained. I especially love when you tell me stories about your super "interesting" conversations lmao. Those are lovely and we will always be boring. We just don't know how to be interesting, Jerkface lol Your stories about lil man are also some of my favorites. He's precious and you play daddy jerkface which is adorable haha. You make me smile cause you're ridiculous in all the best ways (: Also... you say you're Superman and that you can beat Wonder Woman, but I'll always win. This is something that we've been through. Time and time again lol. One day you'll realize that I always win ;D So you lost all your hubby points. You better start earning them back lol. One step at a time, jerkface. You'll get there eventually! But all in all you are an awesome person to know and I'm glad that I met you! From our constant arguments about absolutely to you being a fatty to you being an assface lol and back to you being my jerkface. :] You're one of a kind, so try not to change too much. Okay? (:
I ♥ you tons! Maybe... ;D lol
