I come from an island where the snakes are bigger than Elephants and the Elephants are more venomous than the snakes.
If Jesus, Tom Selleck, Bruce Campbell, and a Dwarf named Beardaxe Axebeard had a crazy drunken orgy, I would be the resulting butt baby.
Are you a bad enough dude to hit your own d**k with a hammer? I am, it's all steel down there anyways.
Most people with an eye patch tell stories of how they lost their eye fighting bears and s**t. I ripped my own eye out to give my attackers a fighting chance.
I play Strip Poker with Odin on Fridays, he hasn't beat me yet.
Hmm a graceful drunk I didn't know there were such things, oh well you learn something new everyday.
Oh yay you're a good drunk, i like people who keep with head under the influence of that stuff, personally I don't drink much at all and never very often, to many teen parties where there were lots of cry babies and pukers put me off it. I'm a motherly sort of person that tends to drop what their doing to hold their friends hair while they puke. Ugh so over it.
And don't worry I'm sure there are many other things you like doing, acting for instance is pretty cool. And I know you roleplay so you're literate and you must like books/comics in association.
Nice nice. I wish you the best of luck in that feild. And it's always good to have a friend around who knows their s**t, though and IT course would help now that we're relying more and more on technology these days.
Haha our st. paddies was pretty quiet thankfully. I live just down the road of 4 pub/bars and generally their pretty full on a holiday such as this, it also was nice not to have our neighbours being pissed and yelling about how their gunna start someone too. Oh god and the footy nights they suck so much. I'm hoping you're a good drinker, the one that has fun but doesn't start fights.
Ooo it's raining here, sorry tad distracted by it. Aww well pity, i would have liked to have seen it. We were all amatures at some point.
Haha Sounds like a kick arse tower you're building there, i've got a HP mini but I don't mind it does it's job and it can run DnD online so it's not to bad. Should be downloading Dragon age origins soon, Love that game.
My Boyfriend knows his computers so I know where to go if something happens and there's always the backup biggrin
Oh dinners almost done, it's our lazy night so it's pizza.
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Oh yay you're a good drunk, i like people who keep with head under the influence of that stuff, personally I don't drink much at all and never very often, to many teen parties where there were lots of cry babies and pukers put me off it. I'm a motherly sort of person that tends to drop what their doing to hold their friends hair while they puke. Ugh so over it.
And don't worry I'm sure there are many other things you like doing, acting for instance is pretty cool. And I know you roleplay so you're literate and you must like books/comics in association.
Haha our st. paddies was pretty quiet thankfully. I live just down the road of 4 pub/bars and generally their pretty full on a holiday such as this, it also was nice not to have our neighbours being pissed and yelling about how their gunna start someone too. Oh god and the footy nights they suck so much. I'm hoping you're a good drinker, the one that has fun but doesn't start fights.
Haha Sounds like a kick arse tower you're building there, i've got a HP mini but I don't mind it does it's job and it can run DnD online so it's not to bad. Should be downloading Dragon age origins soon, Love that game.
My Boyfriend knows his computers so I know where to go if something happens and there's always the backup biggrin
Oh dinners almost done, it's our lazy night so it's pizza.