The Bedside Bouncer

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Last Login: 07/06/2009 5:46 pm

Registered: 08/26/2008

Birthday: 07/16

Occupation: Professional BBQ'er

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Clearingpoint Report | 07/16/2009 6:38 pm
Happy birthday BeddieBou! (says like Betty Boop) 3nodding

ta-tara-daaaa-la-laaaaaa~
ta-tara-la
ta-tara-laaaaaaaa~
ta-tara-la-BeBo! biggrin
ChewyMeat Report | 06/27/2009 4:37 pm
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Clearingpoint Report | 05/05/2009 9:20 am
My side has been vacant some time
without the Bouncer nearby.
I wish to lean on someone at will
even if it costs a dollar maybe a dime.

Not enough time catching sleep
the smell of burnt toast creep.

No coffins, just Bedside with you
enjoying a good book for two.

* rofl if it sounds a bit too mushy, hit me. rofl
chao-tics era Report | 11/09/2008 6:10 am
hi
Jade Serpent13 Report | 10/29/2008 7:36 pm
Hi!
Scudley Report | 10/28/2008 12:17 pm
Checked my Quota O' Chaos..

(..yes it's mine! I made it! From.. stuff!)

..hmm seems you're down 14.2%

..no worries, we have.. the technolo..

..no, no wait, we don't.

Damned budget cuts.

Hmm..

How about a rubber rat?

It squeaks when you squeeze it.

-.o No?

Love of..

Ok, fiiiine fine, no rat - gimme a mo...

...


AHA! Found it!

How about.. a *Magic* Rubber Rat?

Yeah?

How do I know it's magical?

That old dude said so..

..no, not that one - the one that's just ducked out of sight.

Yup..

Aye, he swore 'On his dogs life'... 'Magic' says he.

Oooooh come on.. you're not going to stand there and drag that old dudes' name through the mud are you?!

...his name?

Um...

Borris..

...

..um..



..what? I know at least two people named Borris!

..ok, well no, counting him that'd be three.

...

..what?


..ah, yeah, that's me - the fudge melted in my pocket =/

What?

...to keep it warm of course!

Nothing more miserable than a shivering slab o' fudge..

..


..ok, maybe that then.

..


Just Squeak the damned rat already!
Bex_boop27 Report | 10/26/2008 9:45 am
hi
Generic Citizen number 2 Report | 10/21/2008 9:27 am
That's better.

=]
Generic Citizen number 2 Report | 10/20/2008 7:22 pm
Taking a small break isn't overrated.

Just so you know...
Generic Citizen number 2 Report | 10/19/2008 2:18 pm
Jeez.

You need a vacation.
 

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Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the forests of the night :
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?



In what distant deeps or skies
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare seize the fire?



And what shoulder, & what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand? & what dread feet?



What the hammer? what the chain,
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?



When the stars threw down their spears
And water'd heaven with their tears :
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?



Tyger, Tyger burning bright
In the forests of the night :
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?


- William Blake
 

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What would it take to make someone as inexplicably discontent as I am with myself, a happier, more outgoing individual? I ask myself this question quite often. Now? I'm finally finding an answer - and it all began with her..

 
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