I come from the distant land of California, where the grapes are red and the pineapples bloom. I am 17 years young! I am taken by the most magnificent b*****d named Coty. Yes, he is a perfume brand! He smells nice,like cinnamon plastered on the sexiest taco made by Chef Ramsey. Anime,homestuck, and porn is life. I hate people who are evil,like myself. I draw,i write,i sing, and punch dolphins in their smug little faces! If I had a goat, I would throw it out of an air plane, just to see a goat fly out of an air plane! I am not suffering from insanity, I am enjoying it.