You need a ripe nectarine, leave it on his desk, when he goes around asking who left said nectarine, everyone must answer with a lie.
If the nectarine gets rotten before he figures out it's you, you can never talk to him again, but his parents will pay you a lot of money.
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But you should make that chick not like 'im anymoar.
If the nectarine gets rotten before he figures out it's you, you can never talk to him again, but his parents will pay you a lot of money.
Or
Slip a poem in his locker, it's easier.