24. Former college student (didn't graduate, may make up that last class in the future). Catgirl. Restocker. Writer. Narutard. Neopian. Anime/manga fanatic. Computer nerd. Relatively recent convert to the wrestling fandom. Owner of a beautiful dog and 2 beautiful cats. The beautiful kitten they made together is dead, RIP Baby Cas </3 Professional procrastinator. Possibly a future world record holder for my email address... stay tuned! I write novels, preserve vids on my laptop, eat pizza, read manga and Bathroom Readers, make obscure jokes/references, bite girls' hair, banter with haters, laugh with friends, howl at the moon, and plot revenge against my ex-stepfather. Like: posting pics in response to forum topics, bubble gum bubbles, hot girls and guys, Gaia, Neopets, Facebook, bacon, steak, hot wings, eggplant parmesan, kittycats, catgirls/catboys, foxgirls/foxboys, bunnygirls/bunnyboys, helping people, cheering up people by licking their tears, AMVs, May/Haruka from Pokemon, Neji from Naruto, Miharu from Girls Bravo, cuddling with my puppy, rubbing my face on my cats, ear massages, face massages, back massages, head massages, neck massages, just about any TV show that Dan Schneider makes, Faking It, Miley Cyrus, Liz Gillies, Ariana Grande, Victoria Justice, Miranda Cosgrove, Jennette McCurdy, Ke$ha, Britney Spears, Kaitlyn (the wrestler), the Bella Twins, Natalya (also a wrestler), Paige (another wrestler... I used to dislike her but she has finally won my heart), The Beautiful People (a wrestling tag team... sad they broke up), Summer Rae, Emma (yep, another wrestler), Rebel (wrestler), Brittany/Santana Garrett, Solo Darling, Mistress Belmont, Daniel Bryan, the Rhodes/Dust Brothers, John Cena (no hate please), the Elvis Duran Show, Backtrax USA. Dislike: ignorant people, drama queens/kings, homophobia, biphobia, trolls, Twilight, Harry Potter, bullies, Justin Bieber, Big Time Rush, Selena Gomez, AJ Lee (I hate her but I'm highly attracted to her), Gail Kim, Maryse (I have met her in person and I can confirm she is just as mean and nasty in person as she is in the ring), Randy Orton, the Wyatt Family, the fact that Kaitlyn quit wrestling, people who think that "wrestling is fake" is an insult (I mean hello, you watch movies and TV shows, don't you?), things that make the same sound over and over every few seconds, peas, carrots, green beans, muscular guys, bald guys, Megan Fox, Pokemon posers (i.e. those who say they "only like the original 150" and/or are completely opposed to the idea of watching the original Japanese version in order to see how 4Kids and TPCI mutilate it, especially those that don't know the meaning of the word "Kanto"), sweat, being the uke in a relationship, the FANDOM of One Direction (I have nothing against the band, but the fans terrify the heck out of me), Seddie Warriors (nothing really against "normal" Seddie shippers, if there even are any now that iCarly is over), overly cautious censorship, the fact that Sam & Cat got canceled, the way Nickelodeon marketed/handled The Legend of Korra, technophobes, neophobes, xenophobes, racists, sexists, disability discrimination. If you read all this without stopping, I salute you. Salute count as of 5/2/14: 15 COME ON I NEED MORE SALUTES!