My name is Ling Ling Chai...
I'm the 13th Young Master.
"I am not a crook." I am also not an anti-christ, nor am I an anarchist.
I am a nonevent mass with a quantum probability of zero.
I was born from an egg on a mountain top.
I'm not a Communist. Though I am often guilty of denouncing the Capitalist Roaders, just for a laugh.
I love. I am loved.