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FAKE Fiends & TRUE Friends:
fake friends: Never ask for food.
true friends: are the reasons why you have no food.
fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
true friends: Call your parents Mom/Dad
fake friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
true friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we f*cked up ... but that sh*t was fun!"
fake friends: never seen you cry.
true friends: cry with you
fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
true friends: keep your s-hit so long they forget its yours.
fake friends: know a few things about you.
true friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
true friends: Will kick the whole crowds Azzes that left you.
fake friends: Would knock on your front door.
true friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
fake friends: Are for a while.
true friends: Are for life.
fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
true friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "B*tch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste sh*t!"
fake friends: will talk s-hit to the person who talks s-hit about you.
true friends: Will knock them the f*ck out
fake friends: Will ask if you okay when you fall down
real friends: Will pee on themselves with laughter at your stupiditiy
fake friends: Laugh when you laugh for no reason
real friends: Laugh when they find it funny
fake friends: Will read this.
true friends: Will steal this, just like I did
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