About

What's up? Name's Badger, but some people call me Trap. Call me either, I'm not picky. So, telling you about myself, eh? Hmmm...I'm not sure I can be that egotistical. But, I'll give it a shot if'n ya really want me to. If it starts getting a little random and/or misplaced, feel free to blame it on my horrible memory, my short attention span, or my horrible memory.

It all started in the wee small hours of the morning, when the whole wide world was fast asleep. I dreamed about the girl that....wait.....that's a Sinatra song. Okay, let's try again.

I'm pretty laid back, or so I'm told. I seem to have a lot of things to do for a lazy guy, but, since most of them are for friends, I don't mind in the least. I like shiny things...like food...food is shiny. Not big on the whole horror flick craze that's been going around for the past couple of decades. I'm more of a comedy nut myself, and not the new "Movie" type comedies, I mean the GOOD ones. Older movies I like too, like with Jimmy Stewart. He's awesome. Especially in "Harvey". You ever seen it? Go watch it (like, right now) if you haven't. Come to think of it, go watch it now even if you have. Great movie. ........RIGHT! About me!

I like the idea of Christmas Spirit. I like it so much, I try to carry it around all year, hence the inside of my car may or may not be constantly filled with christmas music. Everyone else lives in the "real world". My body is right there with you, but my brain was drawn by the Warner Bros. I've helped Bugs get the best of Elmer and Daffy many times. Three wishes I'd want granted are to have a tail (any kind would do, though I'd prefer something useful, like a monkey tail), be able to spontaneously grow and retract a long strokey-type beard, and live in a cartoon.

I'm curious. At times, to a fault. I try to keep it in check, but soon I get too distracted with not knowing and plunge nose first into whatever catches my interest. Like shiny things. I like shiny things........a lot. Tacos are also shiny. I'd do anything for my friends, as I feel anyone should, if you have the right group of people as friends. Friends are the family you get to pick. Seems like a sweet deal that I don't wanna mess up.

That's all I can think of right now. Well, aside from the fact that if I'm not hungry, I'm either asleep or sick. Feel free to drop me a line whenever. Just be ready for anything when I respond!