No, I won't have sex with you, I'm too busy having a party-
Oh, hey, I didn't know you were coming. Let's move on to my About Me.
For starters, my name is Heather. I'm cool with you calling me that. I'm actually a pretty crabby person but I try to be happy, I guess. ********.
I have this one boyfriend who lives in Mississicky. I feel very sorry for him. I plan on freeing him from the South and then maybe living with him for a few decades until I die. He's like maybe 90% of my life. I like talking about him but I'm going to stop now because nobody cares.
Oh, I live in Illinois. It's alright. I'm actually in highschool right now, so that's what's up. I'm not a very good student and I procrastinate a lot. It's what the cool kids do.
As for looks, I'm doing alright. I'm 5'3 and I got medium-length two-toned hair. It's brown and red. My face is okay, too. But my nose is super big. I'm like maybe a size 7 jeans, and I'm actually trying to change that by not eating crap all the time. Yep.
Some of my hobbies include raping your face with my d**k.
HAHA!! I must say I love your profile. I'm glad I took the time to look at it. I don't know you, but you sound great. I'm almost 18, I'd just like you to know that cause it really bothers me when people call my a "teen" I'm trying to improve my disability, maturity, but it's just so much more fun then having a stick shoved up my a**. =] Have some fun, if your boyfriend is 90% of your life then love should be a big...."thing" in your life...unless it hasn't reached that point yet. so any way, lets be friends. turn it dow, i really don't care. You're just one of those people I read about and amuse me. So, if it's cool, can I add you?
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it sucks that you're kind of quitting,
because i was gonna ask you to join
this guild. :<
i dont want to get banned
lol
gaia
its all i do
gonk
lol
but i think im gonna stay here til i get my trades back
lol
plus too many poeple found me annoying
so i changed it up a bit
cool
i s**t my pants
lol
this is stfu douche btw
Oh my!