Hello Fellow Gaian. This Azubyl speaking (you really couldn't figure that out?). She greets you, inquires after your health and hopes that you are doing well but doesn't actually care to know all that much.
She extends here sincere but not very deep at all gratitude for checking out her profile (because no matter how big a deal some people like to make of it, there's really nothing great or magnanimous about seeing another person's profile. )
Rather, she firmly believes that one would be considered borderline a snooper and creepy for doing something like this in real life.
But that doesn't mean she's going to stop herself. It's not going to stop you now is it? Well then, why should she miss out on the fun?
For a great person once said,
" Every human is, at heart, a voyeur, right from an innocuous scene of a child playing in the sand to peeking at a couple snogging behind the shelves at a library and further."
She urges you to summon forth your humility for your are viewing said great person's profile.
She can't believe you actually bought that for even a millisecond.
No, she doesn't care to say anything about herself and very much regrets and is embarrassed by the very long and descriptive About Me her silly, naive 14-yr old self had penned down and not bothered to change until today nearly 4 years later.
And sort of concedes to the fact that maybe adults really do a know a tad bit better.
She is rolling her eyes right about now and wondering why you're wasting you're puny mortal life reading this very-unhelpful alleged "about me" and is assuring you that she is [b]not one of those bitches or arses that are at your throat for the smallest thing and urges you to go ahead and PM or comment on her profile for whatever business it is that you have with her that made you visit her profile.
She bids you adieu and wishes you all the very best in finding a better hobby than reading essay-like, written-with-the-sincere-hope-to-annoy-you About Me's in random people's profiles.
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